GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then